You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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