I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Dick very happy bro
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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