Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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