Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
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