I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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