That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Me too!
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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