I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
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