Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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