Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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