is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
where am i from again
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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