I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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