well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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