So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
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