I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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