that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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