who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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