it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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