the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
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