she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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