I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
We left an ass print on the piano.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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