No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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