she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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