Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
