Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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