brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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