Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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