Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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