Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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