There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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