absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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