she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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