Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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