question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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