Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Randomize
