I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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