Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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