When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
do herpes really smell.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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