You made me cry and you don't even care
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
last night I used snow as a chaser
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