normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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