I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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