You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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