I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
i need some magic done to my vagina
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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