wat bout pragnant strippers??
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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