at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
what if I'm pregnant?
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Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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