so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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