My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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