i barfeds in our rink
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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