I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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