Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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