i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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