STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I accidentally had phone sex last night
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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