Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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