Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Randomize
