She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
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